I'm done with cycling...

[Rooster1]

Have you been riding furlong?

 

[raleighnut]

At least you'll be able to tow a bigger trailer for the dog

 

[Racing roadkill]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts

 

[Speicher]

You can train your horse to be a blacksmith, and then he will make a bolt for the door.

 

[Speicher]

What are your balancing skills like? Horses are less stable than cycles.

 

[Speicher]

Have you been riding furlong?

He wants to do something different for a chains.

 

[puffinbilly]

I had this in Sarf London - bloke said he would give me a pony for my bike, and then later selling another bike another bloke offered me a monkey for it - did he think I was born yesterday..... I sold it for £400 notes.

 

[Arjimlad]

Stop searching for rear lights and search for tail lights instead. Clue is in the name.

 

[Gravity Aided]

All this, and you'll have to rein in your purchases.Or you could get a talented one...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU

 

[Pale Rider]

Don't do it, you will have to deal with cyclists who can be a right snotty bunch when it comes to asserting their 'rights'.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Going over the bow on a horse, much more of an event than on a bicycle or sailboat. I would know.

 

[Oldbloke]

Don't forget you'll need a license to s**t in the road

 

[ayceejay]

Can you ride a horse or are you putting the cart before the bike?

 

[Fubar]

Don't forget you'll need a license to s**t in the road

...and does the horse need one as well?

 

[Speicher]

If wish to leave to horse outside a shop or a café, one lock, or even two, will not be enough. You will need forelocks.