I'm done with cycling...

[Pat "5mph"]

@mickle the hooves?

Olive oil?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

If you're not sure whether to go clippity-less or cloppity-less, go for double sided horseshoes. You'll have fewer clippity-cloppity-less moments.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Oh, and some people never get over Beeches Brook saddles....

 

[Gravity Aided]

You need a Beeches Brooksian arse for those. And a gallon tin of dubbin.
http://www.pappysdubbin.com/
I can remember when our old city fire station still had the fitting to drop harness from the ceiling to go on the fire horses that pulled the horse-drawn engines.

 

[voyager]

Lucky really that you didn't choose a camel or a lot of people might have got the hump

( do they really call a camel with 3 humps Humphrey? )

on that note I think I had better leave quickly and by the side entrance

.EXIT ....................................................................................................................................

 

[mythste]

I said eff your Giant Defy I've got a horse outside,
eff your Pinarello I've a horse outside,
and eff your Planet X, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride, I've got a horse outside...

 

[voyager]

I said eff your Giant Defy I've got a horse outside,
eff your Pinarello I've a horse outside,
and eff your Planet X, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride, I've got a horse outside...

someone seems to have got the hump with the camel

 

[Speicher]

If you end up out of time in a race, you will be picked up by the Groom Wagon.