I'm done with cycling...

[shouldbeinbed]

"horse bug bites"
"flat horse"

I want solutions, not more problems. How can I protect myself against bites? Will a helmet help.
Can I get a flat repair kit?

A flat horse is quite good as you can roll it up and keep it behind the settee when not in use, they are easily distinguished from a jumper as that is a woolly garment for keeping you warm in the winter.

Horse bugs are really useful if you want to find out what your horse is saying about you when you're not there.

 

[voyager]

This thread is giving me night mares

 

[Dayvo]

At least you'll have good luck on your side: lucky horseshoes X 4.

 

[User16625]

It might be worth investing big money to get one of those carbon fiber aero horses that people take bets on at bookies. Easy profit. When it starts losing races, you can dismantle your horse and sell the various components to McDonalds.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Some horses are quite outgoing and extrovert, but the big ones with hairy feet tend to be shyer horses.

 

[MartinQ]

Can you ride a horse or are you putting the cart before the bike?

Remember what that French philosopher said, you must not put des carts before the horse

 

[Dayvo]

Some horses are quite outgoing and extrovert, but the big ones with hairy feet tend to be shyer horses.

Aren't the big ones the ones with lots of hands?

 

[ayceejay]

Boy! we are trotting out some cobblers today even Muffin a few.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Boy! we are trotting out some cobblers today even Muffin a few.

Yep - it's all a load of old pony.

 

[ayceejay]

Talking of which is Muffin the mule still illegal in the YUK

 

[Gravity Aided]

I would not want to be saddled with the expenses involved with providing a horse with a stable environment.

 

[voyager]

Talking of which is Muffin the mule still illegal in the YUK

only if there is a "Y" in the month

 

[ISAAC_J]

OK. Enough horsing around



Now get on your saddle and ride like the wind, G I T T Y up!

 

[Hip Priest]

Do not waste money on expensive grooming products. Simply run a rag over your horse once every few weeks.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Do not waste money on expensive grooming products. Simply run a rag over your horse once every few weeks.

@mickle the hooves?