Middle class things

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Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
No - that's all wannabe middle class.

Real middle class is:

Pieds-a-terre furnished from Ikea
Real ale in bottles
Radio 3 because Radio 4 is just getting too populist
Seagrass baskets for the recycling
Billy bookcases for Granta
Small-screen TVs because why on earth would you want a big one?
Discovering these brand new things they call smartphones.
M&S

Anyone like to guess quite how middle-class I am?
You win!
 

srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
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srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
Yes - that is my pied a terre. To its left there is a shelf with Umberto Eco, a Mindfulness book and a book on Papa Westray. Below it is a box of 50 baroque CDs.

Unlike some, I take my middle classness utterly seriously.
 

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
Yes - that is my pied a terre. To its left there is a shelf with Umberto Eco, a Mindfulness book and a book on Papa Westray. Below it is a box of 50 baroque CDs.

Unlike some, I take my middle classness utterly seriously.
Umberto Eco book - check
Minfulness and other spiritual guff books - check
Baroque CD's are in the IKEA CD storage boxes .....
Is it wrong to have ones Biochemistry tomes on a Billy bookcase? Might they be too weighty?
 

young Ed

Veteran
I'm very middle class. I listen to Radio 4 when I'm out in my old pickup truck, and have a bath every week whether I need it or not.
but the question is what pickup is it?
i'm going to guess toyota hilux or mitsibushi l200?
Cheers Ed
 

Dan B

Disengaged member
Yes - that is my pied a terre. To its left there is a shelf with Umberto Eco, a Mindfulness book and a book on Papa Westray. Below it is a box of 50 baroque CDs.

Unlike some, I take my middle classness utterly seriously.
I can't believe you have more bookshelf space than books. Are you sure that isn't a furniture shop showroom that you mistakenly believe you're living in?
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
The Granta article about bird migration was really good. Also, the one about the death of Diana.

BTW, where do you stash your Speccies?
 

srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
I can't believe you have more bookshelf space than books. Are you sure that isn't a furniture shop showroom that you mistakenly believe you're living in?
I'm working on it. But it takes time to transfer the surplus from the house.
 

srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
The Granta article about bird migration was really good. Also, the one about the death of Diana.

BTW, where do you stash your Speccies?
Speccies? Oh no - real middle-class people look down on the Speccie - it's for wannabe toffs.
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
Upper class = One gets out of the bath before one goes for a pee.

Middle class = fruit in the bowl even though no one is ill.

Lower class = having a fag outside Londis in your Onsie.
 
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