Duct tape is so much easier.
18% or 20% grey?
Someone stole my car on a torrentially rainy night, abandoned it in a remote part of a remote council estate, and then stole my umbrella out of it. I felt a bit sorry for them to be honest, missed the last bus I expect.
You only work for an hour a day??????My feckin work shoes from the changing rooms at work.
I had to spend an hour walking around in my suit and cycling shoes
Bag containing bog roll, toothbrush, toothpaste & anti-perspirant nicked from my tent while on a weekend away a few years ago - they ignored the carrier bag of beer!