A few years back I was having a bath after work ,lying there looking forward to my dinner when mrs matiz came running in panicing,telling me the cops were in the living room wanting a word with me ,I get dressed walk in the room to find my german shepherd had got the two cops pinned against the wall,they were in a right state, I dragged the dog out returned to the room and got told I was being arrested for GBH on a neighbour I hadnt got a clue what they were talking about but it made no difference they slapped the cuffs on and took me outside to their car,they went to open the door to put me in when they realised they had left the keys inside and the doors were locked,they were embarressed and were working out their next move when a local well known car thief who lived down the road came strolling past they eeventually managed to persaude him to nip to his house and get his collection of spare keys to try and open the doors,meanwhile iim sshivering on the pavement in handcuffs when a old laady who lived nearby came past and asked me what was going on When I explained she told me it was her son who had clobbered my neighbour and broke his jaw apparentley he had seen him urinating up the side of my house and had a go at him before things turneed violent she ran over the ppub and dragged him out to own up and I got officialy unarrested without any sort of apology,It was like something out of a carry on film