Smart Hat designer bemused by critical response

[Ganymede]

Registered to you. So if your involved in an accident they can find out who they're dealing with.

Oh that's all right then. That's obviously the best way to carry ID. God yes. Why didn't I see that before?

Blimey Classic, I'm glad you posted this but it's making me quite angry!!

 

[classic33]

Oh that's all right then. That's obviously the best way to carry ID. God yes. Why didn't I see that before?

Blimey Classic, I'm glad you posted this but it's making me quite angry!!

Think of the registration in the same way as a car registration plate.

 

[jack smith]

Ill give him a quid not to do it

 

[Turbo Rider]

Love this:

“I don’t think it will weigh too much either. Our heads, and necks are designed to take quite a load anyway. We’ve got eight kilograms of weight in bone and brain already.

Makes it sound as though he's planning on removing our brains and skulls to accommodate the weight, so that our necks are hassle free. Quite a project!

 

[theclaud]

You'll not be helping with the funding then?

I'm quite often drunk, so I might accidentally send him a tenner instead of an abusive message...

 

[Ganymede]

Love this:

“I don’t think it will weigh too much either. Our heads, and necks are designed to take quite a load anyway. We’ve got eight kilograms of weight in bone and brain already.

Makes it sound as though he's planning on removing our brains and skulls to accommodate the weight, so that our necks are hassle free. Quite a project!

Also it's rubbish - I mean you can carry a lot of weight on your head if you're standing upright, but if you're bent forward over the handlebars with your head tilted up you are putting a massive strain on your neck.

TWONK!!!

(not you @Turbo Rider!)

 

[buggi]

I take it the designer has never cycles in his life and is one of those moronic "i own the road" drivers

Yep

 

[raleighnut]

The bloke is a total daffodil.

 

[Fab Foodie]

The bloke is a total daffodil.

Clearly he's not the full Gladioli ....

 

[ufkacbln]

I am not going to contribute a single Peony to this project

 

[Turbo Rider]

(not you @Turbo Rider!)

Pahahaha, not taken that way at all Were I a twonk, I'd be aTurboTwonk

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I'm quite often drunk, so I might accidentally send him a tenner instead of an abusive message...

I think he was drunk when he dreamed up the ludicrous notion.

 

[Hugh Manatee]

Wow, what a fool. His next safety idea no doubt will be car airbags that are fitted with spikes!

 

[Tin Pot]

Hmm.

In a distant land, nothing has happened.

I mean...

"'For Ye shall Not make effigies of Cycling registration!'
And so the Velominati smote him with forum posts and increased market visibility" CycleChat Chp. 9, v. 23

 

[summerdays]

Wow, what a fool. His next safety idea no doubt will be car airbags that are fitted with spikes!

That one has merit!