Possible note to self: avoid going out for coffee...?I went out to buy a new shirt and came back with a coffee table.
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On a more expensive occasion, went out for a coffee and came back with a separates hi-fi system...
You were playing away from home, then?Worth it though, we won away
Did you remember to get the milk as well?I once went to get some milk and came home with a telly.
She got confused with what she needed for her serial.Did you remember to get the milk as well?
That's terrible. Here's your coat. Cheerio!She got confused with what she needed for her serial.
You missed a trick here, you should have added a Fast Show style 'which was nice' on the endIn 1986 I went to Nice to do the triathlon and came back with a wife.
I never score at footballYou were playing away from home, then?
Was your wife from Nice, nice?In 1986 I went to Nice to do the triathlon and came back with a wife.