Inside Carol Vordermans laciest knickers.
then she would have 2 ar*seholes in them
sorry just reminded me that a girl said that to a mate when he said i would love to get in your knickers
Inside Carol Vordermans laciest knickers.
I'll get them to mash me up a bit first. Or make the holes bigger.You do realise that ashes include some quite big solid lumps don't you? There will be one or two bits of you left over at the end.
You do realise that ashes include some quite big solid lumps don't you? There will be one or two bits of you left over at the end.
The metal canister must have the words "Funk to funky" written thereonI want mine put in a big old metal coffee container, with holes punched in the side of it. This is then put on a bike rack, the bike being somewhere on the roads of Northumberland that I have come to love riding so much. The rider then cycles for as long as he or she wishes, scattering my ashes as they go.
Or if they can be arsed, they can take them to Galway/Connemara, and do the same (it's where I really belong, I reckon)