Where have you ever been thrown out of ?

[Slioch]

During the foot & mouth outbreak in 2001 I was "asked to leave" the estate that the mountain Ben Cruachan stands on in Argyll by a shotgun toting estate worker. The landowner had decided to "close" the mountain due to F&M, despite the nearest outbreak being 200 miles to the south. I watched the local police assiduously patrolling the roads, recording the number plates of any cars parked up in case they had dared to commit the cardinal sin of setting foot on the hill against the landowners wishes.

An interesting time for hillwalkers in Scotland, and one I hope to never see repeated.

I re-parked further down the road, and claimed my peak that day via a route that was not in the guidebooks and was unguarded.

 

[matiz]

I got thrown out of the back door of the bro in-laws Austin 1800 when he took the five ways island in w-ton at warp speed late one night fortunately the 10 pints of Bank's best bitter consumed earlier ensured a soft landing with nothing broken

 

[Rural Spaceman]

Yeovil car boot sale. Turned up on a tandem and they tried to charge us £1 each. We complained as there were cars with as many as five people in only paying £1 for the whole lot. Got thrown out for "causing trouble". Hilarious!

 

[gbb]

I was 17 and working for a surveying crew near Sleaford, We were laying cables and detonating explosives across farmland, and had a lorry as a recording base to analyse the ground below..looking for prospective coal fields.
We were a bit mental, all in our late teens, early twenties, driving 3.5ltr Landrovers, having the time of our lives.
Apparently, I scared some pheasants in a hatchery...a closed copse on some land...farmer went ballistic and insisted I leave. 'Get orff moi lahhhnd' kinda thing
Spent the rest of the day in the nearby village pub and sitting at the edge of a crystal clear brook enjoying the sunshine and relaxing. Tragic !!!

 

[outlash]

The Ilford Palais after falling down the stairs owing to an overdose of the amber nectar. A pub in Leytonstone when a mate took his pint back to the bar and informed the landlady that "This pint is as f*cking sour as you are".

Wasn't the Ilford Palais called 5th Avenue more recently?

Edit: reading further, it seems it was .

Anyway, I did get thrown out of my first senior school for being a bit boisterous. It took three months (Sept - Dec) for that to happen.

And more recently(ish) I got thrown out of the Warp Lighthouse party celebrating their 10th Anniversary down to some very over zealous security. But even that was time ago as they did their 20th a few years back.

 

[swee'pea99]

Boxing club for fighting..

That has to be my favourite, out of, it has to be said, a highly impressive tally.

 

[Brains]

The Three Tuns in Blackheath, thrice...

Switzerland, once....

The three tuns threw most of us teenagers out on a regular basis.
I got thrown out of the crown opposite, aged 21, having turned up fully booted and suited, in my own car with a girl who was considerably older than me for being under age!

 

[Brains]

Just the usual;
Loads of pubs and clubs
A few casinos
No countries
Quite a lot of farmland
Rather a lot of hotels when touring with bands
And dozens and dozens of private teenage parties, we gate crashed a number every weekend for years

 

[buggi]

A lap dancing club. I tried to give the guy I was with a lap dance. I was VERY drunk and so was he. The bouncers didn't appreciate it and chucked us both out, which I'm wholely grateful to them because it would have been REALLY embarrassing the next day had I of actually striped off ... Coz the guy was my boss! Luckily we both have a wicked sense of humour and no one ever understood the private joke we had between us after.

 

[Angry Blonde]

I got thrown out of the childrens ball pit on a ferry coming home from amsterdam, bloody magic mushrooms !

 

[theclaud]

As you're a relative newbie stalker troll Trevor, I'll give you a break.

You think?

 

[theclaud]

For stalking me...

I did wonder whether it was a sock puppet for one of the Usual Suspects.

Unreasonable aggression, homophobia, large purchases of cod tongues. It sort of narrows it down.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I got thrown out of a record shop years ago, I still boycott it even though it's now a completely different shop.

 

[Large]

I've been escorted quietly from a handful of establishments down the years, but the most memorable was actually being refused entry to the Intrepid Fox in Soho for not being dressed "alternatively" enough. That made me feel old.

 

[Twinks]

Ok I'll fess up. Got thrown out of school for using my school train pass to take a train to Glasgow to avoid double maths. Nobody noticed at Manchester but the guard was a bit quicker at Glasgow. Also they didn't like me nipping out at lunchtime to go see Emperor Roscoe and the Radio One roadshow when it was in Picadilly. (does that show my age?!!!!) Don't think they were really bothered about me as I was a scholarship girl but I did take a couple of their fee paying pupils with me. Also got thrown out of Pontins Barton Hall Hotel near Paignton where I worked a summer season as a waitress. That was for being caught in a boys staff chalet. Girls and boys were kept strictly apart at nights! Even had security with dogs patrolling. Hmmm am still with him though so there.