Where have you ever been thrown out of ?

[SD1]

Oh look... I've got a stalker troll. I shall call call it Trevor.

So never thrown out of any of them then. There is nothing wrong with living an uneventful life. I suspect a lot of people will have wished they had led such an uneventful life, with the benefit of hindsight.
I am glad to have brought some excitement in to your life by becoming your imaginery stalker!

 

[Dayvo]

The police, not String's band, threw me out of a pub in Brighton in about 1982-ish.

Couldn't have been Sting anyway - he was AceFace.

 

[DaveReading]

I've been thrown off aeroplanes on a couple of occasions.

Occupational hazard in the days when I used to travel on a staff standby ticket - even though you're already seated with your belt on and hand baggage stowed, if a full-fare passenger shows up at the last minute and the flight is full, you are politely asked to give up your seat. Refusal is not an option.

I've also been frog-marched off an arriving aircraft at gunpoint, but that's another story ...

 

[subaqua]

"the saddle" in Chester. about 30 years after my dad had been thrown out of the same pub.

whispers nightclub in chester , after vomming a shed load of pernod and black and the remains of my tea ( spag Bol) over a bouncer. that was the quickest I have ever gone down a flight of stairs !

a building site by the H&S manager cos I told him he was a tw@ who didn't understand basic safety

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I was chucked out of the scouts for being so accident prone they needed to get 'special insurance'. At least that's what my mum told me.

 

[dan_bo]

The Pearl City in Manchester. Very politely I must admit, but the drunk girl sitting opposite me saying loudly her nipples were getting hard because of the air conditioning in a North Manchester accent didn't go down to well with the management. I couldn't work out how they arranged a taxi for us in 30 seconds until it dawned on me 20 minutes later while waiting outside the front door that when the taxi did turn up that we had not been welcome inside any longer.

Them North Mancunians eh

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I was banned from Weatherspoons for life back in my carefree young punk on the dole days. They sold bottles of Newcastle Brown for a quid each so at chucking out time we'd stock up and walk out with the sleeves on our Parker jackets full of cheap beer. One time (well the last time) the landlady followed us out and stood remonstrating with us. As we were on public land we felt no compulsion to return our beer. To be honest I was being quite charming about the whole thing, but the mood changed when the landlady spotted our guitarist emptying his bladder against a window, much to the horror of the drinkers the other side of the glass.

It was a few weeks after that we left the guitarist asleep in front of the customs house at Ipswich docks, an hour or so he later he was arrested. Apparently he'd fallen asleep halfway through curling one out.

 

[Dayvo]

The Pearl City in Manchester. Very politely I must admit, but the drunk girl sitting opposite me saying loudly her nipples were getting hard because of the air conditioning in a North Manchester accent didn't go down to well with the management. I couldn't work out how they arranged a taxi for us in 30 seconds until it dawned on me 20 minutes later while waiting outside the front door that when the taxi did turn up that we had not been welcome inside any longer.

Were you welcome inside?

 

[Trembler49]

I was thrown out of :-

1. The school choir, I couldn't sing and was asked to mime. I couldn't even do that well.
2. My local swimming club, for being too slow. Had to join the triathlon club instead.
3. Nothing else I can remember.

 

[dan_bo]

Unbelievably, Nowhere, ever.

Ive always had the knack of knowing when I've outstayed my welcome and/or I'm a charming bstard.

Don't come easy y'know.

 

[rualexander]

Hobart casino, Tasmania, New Year 1996.
One of a group of six or so scruffy cycle tourists and backpackers, we subtly gatecrashed a private function in the casino, wandered into the function suite and saw that people were milling around, dancing, etc, so we sat down at one of the tables and managed to get away with ordering dessert. A few minutes later we were tucking into various gateaux etc when the manager sauntered up to our table and said "you guys are gatecrashers, right?". We couldn't deny it so we just nodded agreement. The manager was in a good mood luckily so he told us to finish our desserts and leave and as it was new year he wouldn't make a big deal of it.

 

[marzjennings]

Routinely kicked out of the Twilight Zone in Redruth on a weekly basis. It was almost ritualistic, small town, one nightclub, we would head out on the weekend, around 9pm the DJ would play some alternative music (punk, grunge) we'd start slamming, pushing, jumping, punching. Bouncers would move in, more punches and then thrown out. All to be repeated the next weekend.

Kicked out of a few pubs in Reading after standing up for loud mouth mates.

 

[byegad]

Duke of Wellington Neville's Cross Durham. For squeezing up to my then girlfriend to get more paying customers into the bar and in doing so putting my arm around her!
The Neanderthal who owned the bar and hated students despite the fact that he had 750 of them on his doorstep barred us. This was 1970, I returned in 2006 and the Neanderthal was extinct and so the bar was no longer applied!

Tosser!

 

[nickyboy]

Unbelievably, Nowhere, ever.

Ive always had the knack of knowing when I've outstayed my welcome and/or I'm a charming bstard.

Don't come easy y'know.

If you come on one of my CC rides we can rectify this omission

 

[SD1]

As you're a relative newbie stalker troll Trevor, I'll give you a break. If you have the capacity (something which I doubt), read over some of the old threads and you'll know a bit about my past life.

Really into that talking down to people bit!
Now it can't be that hard to say why you

I was banned from South Africa before I was even conceived.
.

how did you know?

I was thrown out of Israel.

Go on tell me why? They're bad buggers those Jews!!

I'm not welcome in certain parts of the Former Yugoslavia.

Is that now or then? I would love to know how you cannot be welcome in a country. I always thought you were allowed in or you were not allowed in. Can you tell me what this half way point is. Is it by any chance "
You put your left leg in,
Your left leg out:
In, out, in, out, shake it all about.
You do the hokey cokey,
And you turn around and run like f*ck

I was denied entry to the USA once.

But not the second time? Did they realise you were not osama bin laden? On what possible grounds would they have denied you entry. Other than the obvious condescending attitude you may have shown to the US consulate when applying for a visa! X