Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Plenty of pubs when younger, and nearly got thrown out of Spain. 
Where have you ever been thrown out of ?
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cd365
Guru
- Location
- Coventry, uk
In my younger days I was thrown out of a lot of pubs/clubs, usually for fighting. It was a rough time!
Tin Pot
Guru
But not the Hare and Billet?
Shadow
member
- Location
- edge of the south downs
I was asked to leave F.X.McCory's, Seattle, WA with a group of fellow imbibers - http://www.fxmcrorys.com/
It is well known in pacific northwest for its whiskey bar - http://www.fxmcrorys.com/whiskeybar.php
Seattle's Finest were looking for one of our group a few hours later.
Mrs S was chucked out of The Brownies. But I did not know her then!!
It is well known in pacific northwest for its whiskey bar - http://www.fxmcrorys.com/whiskeybar.php
Seattle's Finest were looking for one of our group a few hours later.
Mrs S was chucked out of The Brownies. But I did not know her then!!
No.... The badge of honour was being ejected as many times as possible from the Tuns
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
I was thrown out of Riverdance for moving my arms.
Gravity Aided
Legendary Member
- Location
- Land of Lincoln
Numerous railroad yards and rights of way, for taking pictures.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
I was thrown out of a Radioshack store on Michigan Avenue in Chicago. It was Ruby Wax's fault for not being funny enough.
The Wine Lodge in Blackpool.
One of our group had all the ingredients for an exotic cigarette laid out on the table ready for assembly just as a glass collector arrived.
She took one look and disappeared, then not long after a group of bouncers turned up to escort out.
One of our group had all the ingredients for an exotic cigarette laid out on the table ready for assembly just as a glass collector arrived.
She took one look and disappeared, then not long after a group of bouncers turned up to escort out.
Hacienda71
Mancunian in self imposed exile in leafy Cheshire
- Location
- Wilmslow, Cheshire
The Pearl City in Manchester. Very politely I must admit, but the drunk girl sitting opposite me saying loudly her nipples were getting hard because of the air conditioning in a North Manchester accent 
didn't go down to well with the management. I couldn't work out how they arranged a taxi for us in 30 seconds until it dawned on me 20 minutes later while waiting outside the front door that when the taxi did turn up that we had not been welcome inside any longer.
didn't go down to well with the management. I couldn't work out how they arranged a taxi for us in 30 seconds until it dawned on me 20 minutes later while waiting outside the front door that when the taxi did turn up that we had not been welcome inside any longer.A pub in Market Weighton, one Sunday lunchtime, after having been accused of rolling/smoking spliffs in the back bar. At 1.30 in the afternoon on a Sunday. This was back in the days when the idea of banning smoking in pubs was completely inconceivable, of course. Apparently the idea of a Young Woman rolling her own was equally inconceivable in East Yorkshire market towns in the early '90s.
Oh, and one day (about a year later) in the Dordogne I managed to get kicked out of a cave by the landowner and off the private driveway of Sting's french Chateau.
Oh, and one day (about a year later) in the Dordogne I managed to get kicked out of a cave by the landowner and off the private driveway of Sting's french Chateau.
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
I was thrown out of Chelmsford.
I was on a stag night there in 1983 and although I wasn't drunk, I was in real of a piss in between leaving a pub and heading for the station.
Pissing against a wall in a back alley, a cop appeared from nowhere, asked me where I was from, and when I told him, mid flow, he told me fu*k off and if I came back to 'his' city and he saw me, then he'd make sure I'd be in for a hard time.
Reminded of some kind of red-neck cop in the States.
I was on a stag night there in 1983 and although I wasn't drunk, I was in real of a piss in between leaving a pub and heading for the station.
Pissing against a wall in a back alley, a cop appeared from nowhere, asked me where I was from, and when I told him, mid flow, he told me fu*k off and if I came back to 'his' city and he saw me, then he'd make sure I'd be in for a hard time.
Reminded of some kind of red-neck cop in the States.
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nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
Oh....I forgot another couple
Pontins Holiday Camp in Morecambe. My mate said it was a really good night out with loads of girls but you could only get in if you were staying at the Camp. We were just on a night out in Morecambe so we walked down and scaled a wall to get in. Went to the bar where there was some entertainment on (but a worrying lack of girls). After about 10 minutes a security guy asked us for our chalet number and I said something like "27B". Of course there is no 27B so we were politely asked to finish our drinks and leave. Escorted out
A random wedding. Night out in Lancaster (there's a theme developing here) and we were drinking in a hotel and there was a wedding on in the function room. We fancied a bit of food so wandered in, bought a drink and proceeded to help ourselves to the buffet. A few minutes later some male relative came up to us and said "you're not part of the wedding party are you lads". We fessed up...but at least he let us finish the food we'd taken. Escorted out
Pontins Holiday Camp in Morecambe. My mate said it was a really good night out with loads of girls but you could only get in if you were staying at the Camp. We were just on a night out in Morecambe so we walked down and scaled a wall to get in. Went to the bar where there was some entertainment on (but a worrying lack of girls). After about 10 minutes a security guy asked us for our chalet number and I said something like "27B". Of course there is no 27B so we were politely asked to finish our drinks and leave. Escorted out
A random wedding. Night out in Lancaster (there's a theme developing here) and we were drinking in a hotel and there was a wedding on in the function room. We fancied a bit of food so wandered in, bought a drink and proceeded to help ourselves to the buffet. A few minutes later some male relative came up to us and said "you're not part of the wedding party are you lads". We fessed up...but at least he let us finish the food we'd taken. Escorted out
That store has closed down now - so you have got your comeback. Only thing I bought in there were some headphones which I returned as they were faulty.
