Where have you ever been thrown out of ?

[Markymark]

The Chippendales for making the others look weedy.

 

[Cheddar George]

That store has closed down now - so you have got your comeback. Only thing I bought in there were some headphones which I returned as they were faulty.

Yes ! Screw him and his showbiz friend anecdotes.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Canada.

Well technically it was my Dad who was deported and we were just suspected kidnapping victims or something...

 

[pplpilot]

One Friday night after a few beers I got thrown out of my local chippy for telling Karen Brady to get in the f'ing queue like everyone else after she parked on double yellows running in and saying she was in a rush and proceeded to help herself to the front of the queue. After I had a pop at her she used the 'don't you know who I am?' line on me, I said no, should I? * . A round of applause and a few taunts from about 10 others in the queue she flounced out. Chippy owner wasn't impressed 'she's a regular mate!', oh of course! silly me., well that's all right then. He asked me to leave, so I did, along with most the queue. Never have been back to that chippy.

* of course I did, just didn't want to massage her ego.

 

[Dayvo]

Never have been back to that chippy.

Surely you could make an exception!

 

[pplpilot]

Surely you could make an exception!

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Naaa. Not my style. Dog poo through the letterbox more my thing.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The police, not String's band, threw me out of a pub in Brighton in about 1982-ish.

 

[Dayvo]

Naaa. Not my style. Dog poo through the letterbox more my thing.

Ah, doggy style, then.

Be a bit difficult to get a dog to crap at the right moment in the right place, non?

 

[SD1]

I was banned from South Africa before I was even conceived.
I was thrown out of Israel.
I'm not welcome in certain parts of the Former Yugoslavia.
I was denied entry to the USA once.

But I've never been thrown out of a club, bar or tourist attraction. What am I doing wrong?

Ignoring the South Africa bit which must be a load bollocks!
How about the others ie Why??
As in why is everyone picking on you.
Have you got one of these 80 communicable diseases
For instance;

• Ebola
• Enterovirus D68
• Flu
• Hantavirus
• HIV/AIDS
• Measles
• MRSA
• Pertussis
• Rabies
• Sexually Transmitted Disease
• Tuberculosis
• West Nile Virus

But I've never been thrown out of a club, bar or tourist attraction. What am I doing wrong?

Not going in them.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Just been thrown off a Ditch train at Utrecht Central station with our touring bikes despite being sold the tickets by someone who knew we had them with us.

Commuter time

 

[SD1]

To be fair, the Aussies throw people out for the oddest reasons...

So you have never been there then.

 

[slowmotion]

I was press-ganged into a school choir aged thirteen. I was thrown out when the choir master discovered that I simply couldn't sing.

I'm well hard.

 

[Dayvo]

I was press-ganged into a school choir aged thirteen. I was thrown out when the choir master discovered that I simply couldn't sing.

I'm well hard.

I think that was the reason the choir master wanted you.

 

[nickyboy]

Oi, this is supposed to be a frivolous Friday thread.

Keep it light.....or I'll have to disclose why I have a lifetime ban from a pub in Kendal

 

[Drago]

The police, not String's band, threw me out of a pub in Brighton in about 1982-ish.

Oh, was that you? Sorry about the truncheon in the nuts.