welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Ahhhhh. One of them.
Why aren't toilet bowls coated with teflon?
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Ahhhhh. One of them.
Poacher
Gravitationally challenged member
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No I'm not!!!!!
Shut Up Legs
Down Under Member
and the Australian ones are topsy-turvy!does it make a difference if its a french, dutch or english bog.
The french are just holes.
The dutch are back to front.
captain nemo1701
Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
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I sometimes question other folks diets when I have one of those Billy Connolly 'wee beige jobby' encounters in public bogs. Honestly, do they eat glue or what?. Not only won't the damn thing flush (it has super-buoyancy capable of lifting the Titanic) but the smell could strip the paint off my bike frame
. That's fast food culture, I guess.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I sometimes question other folks diets when I have one of those Billy Connolly 'wee beige jobby' encounters in public bogs. Honestly, do they eat glue or what?. Not only won't the damn thing flush (it has super-buoyancy capable of lifting the Titanic) but the smell could strip the paint off my bike frame
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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I can see the confusion. Synonym muddling I guess
Is the pope a Catholic? = Do bears sh1t in the woods?
Colin_P
Guru
It is of course all to do with the flush.
Years ago you would have the cistern high up on the wall and the water in there would have a lot of potential energy. When you pulled the chain, literally, that potential energy converted to a lot of kinetic energy that would flush everything away, no bother, no nonsense.
These days the eco toilets with their close coupled low level cisterns cannot cope. There is less water and less energy. This leads to pan striping all over the world and also the need to flush at least twice, sometimes three times.
A lot of old wall mounted cisterns were not called dauntless for nothing.
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Anyone ever listened to the song by the Mac Lads called "Dans big log"?
Years ago you would have the cistern high up on the wall and the water in there would have a lot of potential energy. When you pulled the chain, literally, that potential energy converted to a lot of kinetic energy that would flush everything away, no bother, no nonsense.
These days the eco toilets with their close coupled low level cisterns cannot cope. There is less water and less energy. This leads to pan striping all over the world and also the need to flush at least twice, sometimes three times.
A lot of old wall mounted cisterns were not called dauntless for nothing.
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Anyone ever listened to the song by the Mac Lads called "Dans big log"?
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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Colin_P
Guru
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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classic33
Leg End Member
See http://www.thomas-crapper.com/se/victorian-toilets.html for getting a Victorian toilet.
classic33
Leg End Member
No bears round this nec o'woods!I can see the confusion. Synonym muddling I guess
Is the pope a Catholic? = Do bears **** in the woods?
And if they exist round near you, why are you watching them answering the call of nature?
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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While bears are so engaged it's safer in the woods. But if you have no bears round your way then I guess your backwoodsman skills are less developed
Colin_P
Guru
Is that the one where his mum sews his name in his undies?
No it is the one where he goes to the posh potential inlaws sit down to dinner with them, goes to the loo, it wont flush, so he throws it out the window, goes back downstairs only to find them all staring out the window at thing that has landed on the patio.
