Why do hangovers get worse the older you get?

[Dec66]

But I'm a gentleman too? Just took my girlfriend to McDonalds for valentines day to share my signature meal.

"Share"?

Did you not buy her one, too?

What a tightwad.

 

[blazed]

"Share"?

Did you not buy her one, too?

What a tightwad.

Does she look like she's complaining?

 

[welsh dragon]

What a wind up merchant. Brilliant. PMSL.

 

[SteCenturion]

I used to laugh at the real ale "gimps" drinking stuff called Foreskin's Forty Shilling Scrotum, but now I actually love going along the pumps at the Spoons and trying out new flavours.

F€CK!N Ace Dec .... F€CK!N Ace.

 

[Citius]

He has the best sense of humour in the world.

The best 200lb + sense of humour - although he can't prove it.

 

[steveindenmark]

They dont.

I stopped drinking.