welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Could be the next best thread of the year.
10 Things I've learned so far...
- Thread starter ScotiaLass
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Could be the next best thread of the year.
OP
OP
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Oooooh! Cuff me now Officer!!!Hear that @ScotiaLass . Threat of force? Right up your street so to speak
OP
OP
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Bike Twerking - you heard it here first!!!
Videos are required....
ayceejay
Guru
- Location
- Rural Quebec
Most of the original ten ('member that - 'member that?) seemed to be connected with riding a tow path and falling in the water so would a frogman outfit qualify as a 'uniform'? If so, and this is the tricky bit, doesn't Lycra resemble neoprene in the way that it accentuates certain anatomic features and this, according to the scenario I ran past my shrink today is what this lass is hot and bothered about?
OP
OP
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Good point Sir. But no. Frogmen do not 'do it' for me.
Can I borrow your shrink though? I think I may need help
Not the first time you've said that is it?Oooooh! Cuff me now Officer!!!
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
OP
OP
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Ummmm.....Not the first time you've said that is it?
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Wouldn't that just be freakin' hilarious..
I can see it now...
A group of CC'ers in their 'Sunday Best' (I want to bag me a policeman) gear...
Giving it all the 'wiggle & waggle' to some '80's pop tune in a video...
All smirkin' & a twerkin' like a CC video version of the Calender Girls...
It could be a poptastic smash hit.
Flash-mob Bike Tarting - anyone ?
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Many years ago Mrs Cube had booked a table at a restaurant for us and friends to celebrate her birthday. I was denied leave so couldn't join them, but being a romantic fool ,decided it would be nice to take her a bouquet of flowers as the restaurant was on my beat. I therefore parked up outside and wandered in carrying the flowers and asked the waitress to pint to her table. I was extremely embarrassed and flattered a the same time when I realised everybody except mrs cube thought I was a stripagram. 
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Many years ago Mrs Cube had booked a table at a restaurant for us and friends to celebrate her birthday. I was denied leave so couldn't join them, but being a romantic fool ,decided it would be nice to take her a bouquet of flowers as the restaurant was on my beat. I therefore parked up outside and wandered in carrying the flowers and asked the waitress to pint to her table. I was extremely embarrassed and flattered a the same time when I realised everybody except mrs cube thought I was a stripagram.
Didn't think that one through properly, did you?
OP
OP
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Now I would have paid to see that....oh wait...I'm off again...Many years ago Mrs Cube had booked a table at a restaurant for us and friends to celebrate her birthday. I was denied leave so couldn't join them, but being a romantic fool ,decided it would be nice to take her a bouquet of flowers as the restaurant was on my beat. I therefore parked up outside and wandered in carrying the flowers and asked the waitress to pint to her table. I was extremely embarrassed and flattered a the same time when I realised everybody except mrs cube thought I was a stripagram.
