1st grey hairs and now this !

[Venod]

I had 20/20 vision when I was fifty now I can't leave the house without making sure I have glasses with me, the hair was going grey in my thirties and is now white but all is not lost, on the cafe run last week I got a KOM and left the young studs struggling behind, I like to keep them thinking.

 

[Tin Pot]

When I was twenty I grew one single, very long, brown & white striped eyelash.

I have no idea why, or whether it's relevant to this thread.

Thank you.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

When as was in my twenties, I grew a moustache.

I had very dark hair; the moustache, on the other hand, soon started to sprout an array of lighter coloured hairs, all of them various shades of ginger.

I no longer have a moustache.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Had slippers since the first Volvo Hairs been receding for years, now greying at the edges (the distinguished look I keep telling myself), SWMBO had kindly pointed out its now thinning on top too. And I haven't even reached middle age yet.
Just as well I don't give a monkeys then

Me too!
Just don't tell anyone that my first car, aged 22, was a Volvo 360 GLT....oh wait....

 

[cosmicbike]

Me too!
Just don't tell anyone that my first car, aged 22, was a Volvo 360 GLT....oh wait....

I was a little more fashionable, Phase 1 V70 for me at the same age, then an XC90, a Phase 2 V70, another XC90 before switching to Honda this year.

 

[Hyslop]

I need reading glasses , get me a cardie and slippers !

I have contact lenses[so no bewildered peering around],"indoor mocassins"-nice sales pitch that I thought,and a macho looking mountain base layer.Be very wary of any clothing which is fawn[or is it taupe?].gradually,you may find that you are dressed head to foot in this colour-M&S seem to specialise in it.If your incontinence pads leak it will be very obvious.While,I remember,and in case youre not depressed enough,stock up on moblity aids now whilst we still have an NHS.hope that helps