2 things you dislike (right now)

[Hugh Manatee]

People who don't so much swim as drift who nevertheless opt to go in the medium lane.

Lifeguards who let them do it.

Ooh, yes. I have returned to swimming as a sort of self-physio for a shoulder problem. There are some people in the lane who are just so slow. I can't go that slow and not sink.

People who sign off every single reply with their name or something similar.

 

[subaqua]

Liars.

Liars that cost me money

 

[Threevok]

Suicide Squirrels

My inability to find a Craig David song that doesn't mention Craig David

 

[Threevok]

Why are you searching for this?

Ran out of porn

 

[NorthernDave]

The weather

Weather forecasters - charlatans, the lot of them.

 

[NorthernDave]

Cockneys who, when up North, berate bar staff about a perfectly acceptable head on a pint for seemingly no other reason than to play up to their mates.

Cockneys who, when up North, berate bar staff about a perfectly acceptable head on a pint for seemingly no other reason than to play up to their mates. And who then order a Malibu and Orange....

 

[raleighnut]

Cockneys who, when up North, berate bar staff about a perfectly acceptable head on a pint for seemingly no other reason than to play up to their mates.

Cockneys who, when up North, berate bar staff about a perfectly acceptable head on a pint for seemingly no other reason than to play up to their mates. And who then order a Malibu and Orange....

Bar staff who swill the pint glass around to artificially create a 'head' on beer to rip you off.

Bar staff who when you ask them to top that pint up then take it to extremes whilst giving you a 'black look'.

 

[Lee_M]

Doing a spin class instead of a ride because of the weather (my wife's idea)

Getting drowned in a torrential downpour walking home from a spin class

 

[slowmotion]

The fact that it's raining right now.

The memory that yesterday I hoped that it would.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Being stuck in a car for the next 150 miles with someone farting like a Harley Davidson.


The smell of my own farts.

 

[Drago]

Pain.

Injections.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Family of employers believing you work for them as well as the company.

Laptop computers. Especially ones with backlit keyboards.

 

[MiK1138]

Waiting for my new bike to be delivered
Getting no sympathy from Mrs Mik about the time it is taking my new bike to be delivered

 

[SteveF]

Cockneys who, when up North, berate bar staff about a perfectly acceptable head on a pint for seemingly no other reason than to play up to their mates.

Cockneys who, when up North, berate bar staff about a perfectly acceptable head on a pint for seemingly no other reason than to play up to their mates. And who then order a Malibu and Orange....

Don't know what you are talking about...

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

My fiancee sat next to me crunching and slapping away as she's eating her fruit and nut mix.
It's driving me insane.

Nearly forgot...its 2 things isn't it.

Griefers on Grand Theft Auto. Bunch of retards they are.

Hmmmm. It's taken me 25 years to get to that stage. Are you sure you want to get married?

Next it will be her breathing. In and out... In and out... It never stops.



Graham