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We are all Andy Murray
I'm not as happy as Andy Murray
We are all Andy Murray
SorryI reckon you have Italy and France the wrong way around. Likewise Ireland and Wales.
There has been a stewards enquiry.England 61 Italy 9
Ireland 16 France 17
Scotland 8 Wales 21
Anthems table - final standings:
1 Italy
2 France
3 Scotland
4 Ireland
5 Wales
6 England
Wales to get starved of ball all tournament...front row pinged and carded out of the matches...England's backs catch fire (except Freddie Burns) Italy watch Parese try once again...Ireland play with vigour, but not enough penetration, Scots cause a bit of trouble for everyone but run out of steam and France? Toulon sign McCaw and Armitage gets the sack. Dusautoir gets injured early and theFrench scrum gets cooked. The backs spend their time discussing business interests as the crowds practice their whistling.
Some of this May be valid - particularly the Scots bit...
A prop, on his debut, a 75 yard kick and chase try. You could not make it up.
"They'll never believe it in Pontypool"
and I don't think any current Welsh prop could do it.
The kit man would strike, surely, if they played on mud. The blue dye washes out, but clay is forever.His sideburns weighed a stone each! Also, sponsors would get the hump about all that nasty brown stuff around...instead of sponsor's blue staining the shirts and converting player's to a pale imitation of @ianrauk 's avatar. No modern player would be ready for that terrain, surely?
RBS = really blue stains. What is this washing of which you speak? Gone are the days of watching the cream circular 'television' on a Sunday morning..recovering from the previous night's excesses, as fifteen (if lucky) shirts waved from behind the glass partition. Several sixpences later, and a seance of 'drying' might result in some just a bit smelly, not so grimy kit for the following week. Unaired, shrunken and about as savoury as a packet of cheese and onion...plus ca change!The kit man would strike, surely, if they played on mud. The blue dye washes out, but clay is forever.