- Location
- Glasgow
Many apologies from my boss to the male cyclist she beeped at, swerved into, waved to, on Glasgow's Brumielaw today, Thursday, at around 4.15 pm.
You see, she thought you were me
When you yelled after her, she thought it was me shouting back "hi!" that's the reason of the hand gestures.
My boss is a really nice lady, she did not mean to startle you. She is very blonde, drives a black car and you shouted "idiot" at her just before turning into the squinty bridge.
That was not nice: a taxi driver shouted "idiot" at me once, did not like it one bit
You must have been wearing a glossy red helmet like mine: beware of doing so near the SECC least there is confusion again!
You can't have been too fast either if folks think you are me
All is well that ends well: we know you are not the Magnatom because you wear glasses, we think there was no web cam - she does not know what that is, so we can't be sure; a few laughs at work sealed it for us: hope you have recovered from your ordeal, anonymous Glasgow cyclist!
You see, she thought you were me
When you yelled after her, she thought it was me shouting back "hi!" that's the reason of the hand gestures.
My boss is a really nice lady, she did not mean to startle you. She is very blonde, drives a black car and you shouted "idiot" at her just before turning into the squinty bridge.
That was not nice: a taxi driver shouted "idiot" at me once, did not like it one bit
You must have been wearing a glossy red helmet like mine: beware of doing so near the SECC least there is confusion again!
You can't have been too fast either if folks think you are me
All is well that ends well: we know you are not the Magnatom because you wear glasses, we think there was no web cam - she does not know what that is, so we can't be sure; a few laughs at work sealed it for us: hope you have recovered from your ordeal, anonymous Glasgow cyclist!