A delicate matter

[sackville d]

The package is from China.

We used to have the biggest ball-gag industry in the world, now look at the state of things.I just don`t know what will become of this country.

 

[stephec]

We used to have the biggest ball-gag industry in the world, now look at the state of things.I just don`t know what will become of this country.

It needs whipping back in to shape.

I'll get my Mistre.. err, wife on the job straight away.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Why does anyone need to gag their balls?

Because talking b*ll*cks can get very irritating.

 

[Octet]

As others have said,

Buy a small packing box and place the item inside, seal it and attach the postal label to it. Either write "Wrong Address - Return to Sender" or place it on your neighbours doorstep and say that it was delivered to you by mistake.

Our postman sometimes does this, it is really annoying and my guess is that they are just simply too lazy to jump over the knee high wall and stick it in our postbox.

 

[snorri]

[QUOTE 2844397, member: 1314"]It's only sex. No big deal. innit[/quote]
Well, maybe at your age.

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

If I was in your position, depending on which of my neighbours the package was intended for, I'd either reseal the package and sneakily leave it on their doorstep so as to avoid too much embarrassment or deliberately wait till they were home then go round and ring the doorbell and personally hand it over to them with the intention of embarrassing them as much as possible.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

She's resealed the package, written "Delivered To Wrong Address" on it and popped it into a postbox. No sense of fun that girl

 

[stephec]

So she's keeping her mouth shut?

 

[welsh dragon]

So she's keeping her mouth shut?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You p(r)iqued my curiosity enough to look up 'Sex Toys' on Ebay!!

 

[slowmotion]

I once fitted out a Private Shop in Brighton and the house next door was scaffolded. One of the builders working there used to shout, "What's in the bag?" as the customers sheepishly crept out with their brown-paper bagged goods.

There must have been some old stock lying about, Rich.

 

[Tommy2]

Our postman sometimes does this, it is really annoying and my guess is that they are just simply too lazy to jump over the knee high wall and stick it in our postbox.

Do you not have a gate?

 

[Linford]

Hand it too him with a card pointing to here. He'd fit in well

 

[rich p]

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There must have been some old stock lying about, Rich.

I am old stock Slomo - thanks for pointing that out, mate!

 

[Octet]

Do you not have a gate?

You can walk up the driveway, but if you're coming from the neighbours it is easier to just step over.