A new job for archaeologists - as sexual honeytraps

[Chuffy]

Chuffy, take your big jugs and go and sit in the corner.

 

[Arch]

Anyway, big jugs aren't everything, sometimes they are difficult to handle and cause a mess. I recommend small neat jugs...

 

[Chuffy]

Anyway, big jugs aren't everything, sometimes they are difficult to handle and cause a mess. I recommend small neat jugs...

Yes. A modestly sized jug will be much more pleasing to the eye and the hand.

 

[Speicher]

What about if archeologists found some axes?

Could we then compare 11th century choppers to modern ones?
I am sure women could judge if they handle well.

 

[buggi]

i would absolutely love a job like that!

 

[Tim Bennet.]

All this carry on seems like a alien planet one I live on, but in case our orbits should cross one day, I have a question:

Exactly how far into the 'honey' can you go before getting 'trapped'?

 

[Carwash]

Well, I thought that, but then you have an MSc don't you?

Well actually I have both an MA and an MSc, but I wasn't going to bring that up.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Seriously, film crews are very drawn to the larger busted girls who wear low cut tops... Not surprising really, I suppose. Whereas they tend to like the blokes with character, or regional accents.

I auditioned for the beeb once, I think I failed to wear a low enough cut top...

I assume you also retreated fom the producer's casting couch........

Many a promising career has been blighted ....

 

[Arch]

Well actually I have both an MA and an MSc, but I wasn't going to bring that up.

Smartalec!

Don't suppose you want to come to the Stubbs thing tonight? Cluny hasn't got a babysitter, Eva's still in London, Anne's gone home.. I'm dateless...

Suppose there might be free wine and nibbles, and I could snaffle enough for two...

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Smartalec!

Don't suppose you want to come to the Stubbs thing tonight? Cluny hasn't got a babysitter, Eva's still in London, Anne's gone home.. I'm dateless...

Suppose there might be free wine and nibbles, and I could snaffle enough for two...

So, which one of you is the honey trap?

 

[Arch]

So, which one of you is the honey trap?

I think if there was any quantity of honey about, I'd just end up eating it on toast.

 

[Landslide]

Mmmmm, Arch on toast...
[/Patrick]

 

[Carwash]

Smartalec!

Don't suppose you want to come to the Stubbs thing tonight? Cluny hasn't got a babysitter, Eva's still in London, Anne's gone home.. I'm dateless...

Suppose there might be free wine and nibbles, and I could snaffle enough for two...

Thanks for the invite Arch, but I'm afraid it's not really my thing. You won't be luring me back to your converted attic boudoir this time! I bet Patrick could make it up here in time though, if he left now.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Thanks for the invite Arch, but I'm afraid it's not really my thing. You won't be luring me back to your converted attic boudoir this time! I bet Patrick could make it up here in time though, if he left now.

I'm finding it damned difficult, typing as I'm driving.

 

[Arch]

Thanks for the invite Arch, but I'm afraid it's not really my thing. You won't be luring me back to your converted attic boudoir this time! I bet Patrick could make it up here in time though, if he left now.

You might want to rephrase the 'this time' bit, which implies I've done that before? I mean, I know you've been to my flat, but I don't think I ever lured you there...

Hang on, there's a Merc screeching to a halt outside...