A purely theoretical and bizarre question

[Theseus]

Read the thread title ya cheeky sod, I said it was THEORETICAL.

ITYM Theological

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ITYM Theological

THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL QUESTION!

 

[Doseone]

Why is it that when I hear the Devil's voice in my head it always tells me to kill kill kill, it never tells me to help the missus with the ironing?

 

[TheDoctor]

The next time I take doughnuts into work, I might claim that 'The Devil made me do it'

 

[colly]

IF the Devil died there would simply be a period of 'adjustment' until an ad could be placed in The Guardian for a replacement.

With your skills Doug you would be a shoo in.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The next time I take doughnuts into work, I might claim that 'The Devil made me do it'

But if you were to kill them, then you wouldn't need an excuse!

 

[TheDoctor]

Kill the doughnuts? Or my colleagues?
That might be seen as over-reacting...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

IF the Devil died there would simply be a period of 'adjustment' until an ad could be placed in The Guardian for a replacement.

With your skills Doug you would be a shoo in.

It would be fun, I must admit. I'd make all lard arse petrolheads cycle all day every day, the cyclist hating ones on a busy main road with more near misses and assaults than you can shake a stick at, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

And as for the people who kill insects......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Kill the doughnuts? Or my colleagues?
That might be seen as over-reacting...

Kill both and then you wont have to worry! (much).

 

[TheDoctor]

Right.
Picture the scene. The workshop is covered in body parts, I've made a horrible mess of the bandsaw, the lathe and the pillar drill, and then my manager walks in.
'Morning! Anyone else in yet?'
'No. Fancy a doughnut?'

It could possibly be a career-limiting scenario, no?

 

[PK99]

both

which just occurred to me whilst thinking of the guy dressed up as the Devil in Le Tour is.....

.....If it all exists, if you were to kill the Devil, would there still be any Hell? Alternatively, if you were to kill God, would there be any Heav... you can see where this is going can't you?
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both are eternal beings neither of whom can you kill

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

both

both are eternal beings neither of whom can you kill

But if you could, what would happen?

 

[PK99]

But if you could, what would happen?

then we would be in a different universe to the one we are in

 

[TheDoctor]

That sounds good. Can we give it a go?

 

[Red Light]

But if you could, what would happen?

It would be dead god?