A purely theoretical and bizarre question

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TVC

Guest
Actually, talking of such things, when that guy dies, I wonder if his funeral procession will be lined with loads of people in Devil costums

I hope he is around for a long time, but when he does pass by, his funeral will be acknowledged by some of the most recognised people in professional cycling, the guy is a legend.

On the same day I met him I talked to Cav, met Mr Boonen, schmoozed with the Schlecks and touched Cancellara (sorry Speicher). But talking to the Devil was the highlight of the day ^_^
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
If you killed the Devil there would be no Caravane, if you killed God there'd be no Tour de France at all.
Mad Doug Biker it sound like you need to go back to your Doctor, and do so quickly, it sound like your tablets aren't working, or the dose wants increasing, you are still taking the tablets aren't you? ^_^


Just keep him at his keyboard, I'll go for help.
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
I'm curious as to how one would go about killing an immortal, omniscient and omnipotent being.
Easy.

Disbelieve in God and, bingo, no more God!
Just ask Richard Dawkins.:whistle:
The next problem is getting the religious people to believe in you....


Anyway, you have no problems with thinking about ways to kill God or the Devil. The Devil doesn't care and God will forgive as you don't really mean to do it anyway.:thumbsup:
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
Right.
Picture the scene. The workshop is covered in body parts, I've made a horrible mess of the bandsaw, the lathe and the pillar drill, and then my manager walks in.
'Morning! Anyone else in yet?'
'No. Fancy a doughnut?'

It could possibly be a career-limiting scenario, no?

It's quite hard to sack someone..
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Easy.

Disbelieve in God and, bingo, no more God!
Just ask Richard Dawkins.:whistle:
The next problem is getting the religious people to believe in you....


Anyway, you have no problems with thinking about ways to kill God or the Devil. The Devil doesn't care and God will forgive as you don't really mean to do it anyway.:thumbsup:


What about the Babel fish though? Such a staggering useful animal which could surely not have evolved by chance that it's used as the ultimate proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this:

I refuse to prove I exist,says God, because proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing.
Ah, says Man, but the Babel fish proves you exist doesn't it, and therefore by your own argument, you don't.
Oh, says God, and disappears in a puff of logic.
That was easy, says Man and goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on a zebra crossing.

As ever, Douglas Adams had it sorted.
 

classic33

Leg End Member

Or maybe not. Two have equal rights to claim to be the second in command
Beelzebub &/or Medusa, Queen of Nightmaria.
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
I hope he is around for a long time, but when he does pass by, his funeral will be acknowledged by some of the most recognised people in professional cycling, the guy is a legend.

On the same day I met him I talked to Cav, met Mr Boonen, schmoozed with the Schlecks and touched Cancellara (sorry Speicher). But talking to the Devil was the highlight of the day ^_^

You should be extremely sorry and apologetic. ^_^
 

Nihal

Veteran
Easy.

Disbelieve in God and, bingo, no more God!
Just ask Richard Dawkins.:whistle:
The next problem is getting the religious people to believe in you....


Anyway, you have no problems with thinking about ways to kill God or the Devil. The Devil doesn't care and God will forgive as you don't really mean to do it anyway.:thumbsup:
Yes,indeedWhich stupid person will try to tell other people that God does'nt exist,but for a few painful consequences we should keep it to ourselves.



And well,if you're a religious person pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease dont think i'm trying to insult anyone,my friend pointed this out a couple of days back


"If God tells that forgiveness is good,Why banish Satan in the first place,eh,thats totally against the whole story and if Satan punishes bad guys,isn't he the good guy????"

And again,please dont take this as an insult to a religion and blahblahblah..................I never meant it.Just saying a fact
 
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