A Stuck Frog

[Supersuperleeds]

If you happen to have a neighbour called Jack you could have a natter with him. I bet he could help

This fella might be able to help.

 

[slowmotion]

Only if there are worms and other things to eat. It's spiders who can exist for years on apparently nothing but thin air.

...and Breatharians...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia

I read that frogs just can't resist mealworms. Maybe it could be tempted out of the hole with a tasty snack.

 

[postman]

It's a bit like a pensioner sitting in Wetherspoons.

Steady on,i go to Wetherspoons.

Anyway i think the frog has croaked it now.

 

[winjim]

Mine was a bit more exotic

Only if it's like a pit viper or something. A grass snake or corn snake doesn't count.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I hope I haven't missed a post but do we actually know it's stuck? We know it's there and we can't see it. Maybe, with the use of an mirror angled on a stick and a torch shining in the same direction as the stick, we could improve the inspection.

 

[irw]

Somebody suggested a ferret which I think is the same joke.

Wasn't the snake to catch the ferret? He sent the ferret to catch the frog...!

 

[classic33]

Wasn't the snake to catch the ferret? He sent the ferret to catch the frog...!

What do you send to catch the snake?

 

[raleighnut]

What do you send to catch the snake?

 

[jefmcg]

Do not Google images of frog extractor. It is not nice.

Spoiler: It's frankly shocking

 

[biggs682]

I was thinking (!)

2 litre coke bottle. Empty and rinse. Cut a hole out of the side right at the bottom, and maybe a third of the bottom.

Tape a broom handle to the top.

Lower it in and try and nudge the frog into the hole, and then lift him to freedom.

Enjoy the adulation.

Forget Lesley Judd @Drago should present Blue Peter