A technical "how the hell can that happen" question.

[Dave7]

So.....I am cooking a meal. I have half a glass of red wine poured out. I knocked the glass over.
So... how does half a glass of red wine, by miracle, become at least 4 bottles of it.
It was everywhere...... work top, doors, window AND MY NEW PADDERS SLIPPERS, the floor was swimming in it. It took nearly a full kitchen roll for just the floor.
An hour later and we are still finding splashes and stains.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

You probably used YOU-KNOW-WHO's name as a profanity and he sprung into action and turned all the water in your kitchen into wine.

 

[Levo-Lon]

It's like blood, always looks like an ocean..

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

AND MY NEW PADDERS SLIPPERS,

 

[Dave7]

It's like blood, always looks like an ocean..

We just opened the dishwasher and there was nearly a full glass of it on the inside.

 

[vickster]

Maybe you should cook before you get shoot-faced?

 

[Globalti]

Now you know why you should line the room with polythene sheet before murdering someone violently.

 

[netman]

Now you know why you should line the room with polythene sheet before murdering someone violently.

"Hello Dexter Morgan"

 

[gavroche]

Every negative as a positive so empty a glass full of wine in a bucket and , hey presto, you might get a bucket full!!

 

[TissoT]

Males can't multitask though it would be best to get Mrs to do the cooking

 

[Dave7]

Maybe you should cook before you get shoot-faced?

In my defence......I had only taken a sip of if.

 

[vickster]

In my defence......I had only taken a sip of if.

Of that particular glass

 

[Globalti]

Must admit that as I enter my mid sixties I'm becoming increasingly bad at judging distances and do seem to be knocking things over more. At lunch time I flooded my desk with a glass of water.

 

[Racing roadkill]

So.....I am cooking a meal. I have half a glass of red wine poured out. I knocked the glass over.
So... how does half a glass of red wine, by miracle, become at least 4 bottles of it.
It was everywhere...... work top, doors, window AND MY NEW PADDERS SLIPPERS, the floor was swimming in it. It took nearly a full kitchen roll for just the floor.
An hour later and we are still finding splashes and stains.
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Worst ever ‘I’m a secret serial killer’ post evvver.

 

[perplexed]

I'm not usually cak handed, but I dropped and smashed a dinner plate on the kitchen floor last night.

It was only an old, cheap one - I don't know if they get 'brittle' with age, but my god, it smashed into what appeared to be a billion pieces.

I'm convinced that I'd we were able to stick it back together it would have transformed into something approximating the size of the dish at Jodrell Bank.