My OH, bless her. She has started to get into cycling, she's not confident enough yet to go on roads. So when I go out a run at night she tags along on my bike. The first time she did I handed her my helmet (oh ar mrs) and she said "Feck off, you look stupid in that thing I'm not wearing one" now the odd thing here is that she bought me it when I started to commute by bike!
So Sunday I said to her we would go to Cumbrae and cycle around, it took two hours for her to get an outfit to wear that was Goth enough.. this is what I have to put up with folks. Now she wants one of them witch looking bike :S