ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Shout back, "You on your way to a Jeremy Kyle show?"
I had a ped shout at me on the shared use prom yesterday. He said "Slow down". I was very confused as I was only doing about 14mph, shouted towards him that I was passing on the left, he looked at me but didnt move. I didnt pass him closely or anything and I wasnt going too fast.
I was thinking about stopping and having a chat but thought better of it (I couldnt be bothered).
my stock answer for that is 'got one thanks'Colleague on his commute this morning passing a bus stop and person WAITING AT THE BUS STOP shouts "Get a car you dick!"
made me lol anyway.....
my stock answer for that is 'got one thanks'
the oddest one I had was 'hey mate your wheel's going round'
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the oddest one I had was 'hey mate your wheel's going round'
I've heard that a few times before. My colleague replied to that once with "just like your mother" - was a good few hundred yards further down the road by the time the yahoo realised the insult.
That's not odd but very common, and the Neds/Chavs laugh like it is some sort of clever and original jokethe oddest one I had was 'hey mate your wheel's going round'
That's not odd but very common, and the Neds/Chavs laugh like it is some sort of clever and original joke
I've heard that a few times before. My colleague replied to that once with "just like your mother" - was a good few hundred yards further down the road by the time the yahoo realised the insult.
Actually I haven't heard it down south yet, only in the northMust be a southern thing