Almost squashed by old muppet

[jonny jeez]

I was in Morrisons carpark doing around 10 mph as the guy in front was all the way over to the right. It looked like he was about to turn right into a space when all of a sudden he almost went straight into me. Lucky for me my spidey sense was tingling and I knew it was going to happen before the motorist did. I screamed at him to look in is Fing mirrors.

Also before entering the carpark I was almost left hooked and splattered by a stupid 4x4 woman driver.

I wasn't planning on overtaking him. As I said I hung back to see what he was doing. He wasn't lining up for a space on the right he was just going straight then suddenly turned in on me. I will see if my local morrisons is on google street view.

Well I'm lost then.

You say the car was in front, but then turned in towards you. I can't visualise how it could be in front one minute then aside you (to turn into you) the next, unless it was reversing or you over/undertook it.