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Alternate lyrics to Christmas Carols
I’ll get the ball rolling:
12 days of Christmas (Jeremy Kyle version)
12 Cans of Tennants
11 dna tests
10 dads to choose from
9 teeth between them
8 squeezed in tracksuits
7 stinking smackrats
6 dunlop trainers.
5 stolen rings
4 fat slags
3 ugly twats
2 timing *****
& a bell end who parades them on TV.
I’ll get the ball rolling:
12 days of Christmas (Jeremy Kyle version)
12 Cans of Tennants
11 dna tests
10 dads to choose from
9 teeth between them
8 squeezed in tracksuits
7 stinking smackrats
6 dunlop trainers.
5 stolen rings
4 fat slags
3 ugly twats
2 timing *****
& a bell end who parades them on TV.