Am Dram

[Night Train]

Anyone here do amateur dramatics?

I have an audition on Monday evening and was wondering what might be expected of me.

I don't know what possessed me to apply but I am nervously looking forward to it.

 

[Aperitif]

You will be expected to exit stage left pursued by a bear of course!

And break a leg

 

[ufkacbln]

You will of course have to take off all your clothes and do naughty things with the producer.... a new definition of nervous?

 

[Noodley]

Be a shite as you can - seems to be the criteria for Am Dram the world over

 

[Night Train]

You will of course have to take off all your clothes and do naughty things with the producer.... a new definition of nervous?

Am Dram is voluntary isn't it? If they are not paying me then I am not taking my kit off.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Aren't they supposed to be into car key exchanging, bottle twirling sort of antics! or have I been reading too many NOTW exposes!!?

 

[Fnaar]

I'd love to have a go, but have never "acted on my impulses".. acted on my... geddit? acted on... oh never mind. Good luck in t'audition....

 

[Dayvo]

Yeah, break a leg! (I know the parlance, me!)

 

[Mortiroloboy]

<picks up car keys> Who owns the Renault megane? eh, what?!

Yeah get yer leg over, er, I mean break a leg!

 

[hambones]

Indeed, my brother joined his Am Dram Society last year only to discover that it is all one great shagfest. Needless to say he's taken to it with great gusto and recently had a big part to play!!!

 

[Mortiroloboy]

See, told ya

 

[Dayvo]

Anyone here do amateur dramatics?

No! You're having a bloody laugh, aren't you!

Indeed, my brother joined his Am Dram Society last year only to discover that it is all one great shagfest. Needless to say he's taken to it with great gusto and recently had a big part to play!!!

Where can I enlist?

 

[Night Train]

They loved me.

Night Train is in the panto!

 

[Noodley]

Night Train is in the panto!

Oh no you're not...

sorry

 

[Night Train]

Oh yes he is!