Another BORED at work thread

[Lavender Rose]

Stupidly put my hand up for Sunday overtime at work. Here from 3-9. You can already guess, it's going to be quiet with Mother's Day - I wish I wasn't here. Was having a lovely time with my family and then came here...

*SNORE* Please can someone amuse me

 

[StuAff]

Another dour day at the Stour? At least you're not in The Brittas Empire…

 

[Lavender Rose]

haha - I have heard of that show! Sadly I cannot watdh youtube at work. I can imagine they should film a fly on the wall from here - it would be so hilariously awful

 

[Dave 123]

Knock knock......

 

[StuAff]

haha - I have heard of that show! Sadly I cannot watdh youtube at work. I can imagine they should film a fly on the wall from here - it would be so hilariously awful

Wasn't really a fan, but it was pretty good....

You need a good book or three.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Knock knock......

Who's there? @StuAff - I am not a reader of books, more a reader of horoscopes and looking at memes

 

[Dave 123]

Who's there? @StuAff - I am not a reader of books, more a reader of horoscopes and looking at memes

Ipe

 

[irw]

Call me old-fashioned, but is there not something work-related you should be doing on work's time?

 

[Lavender Rose]

Well yes of course, there are customers to serve etc - It's just a much quieter, slower shift than usual so I would appreciate some humour.

 

[Paulus]

Joke---A man working for Nestles is stacking the shelves in the warehouse when a large box falls on top of him pinning him to the ground.

After many calls and screams for help his work colleagues finally find him.

He then shouts " the Milky bars are on me"

His colleagues just cheer and tuck in.

 

[sheddy]

a google for 'customer jokes' fetched this https://www.rd.com/jokes/customer-service/

 

[Lavender Rose]

Thank you guys

 

[Smokin Joe]

Wish I'd been at work. I've spent the day replacing a section of tiles on the bathroom wall.

As always, the ones that needed doing were in the most awkward spot behind the fecking radiator

 

[Lavender Rose]

Wish I'd been at work. I've spent the day replacing a section of tiles on the bathroom wall.

As always, the ones that needed doing were in the most awkward spot behind the fecking radiator

As long as I could have music, I would do most boring tasks. I bet you nailed it though @Smokin Joe

 

[Smokin Joe]

As long as I could have music, I would do most boring tasks. I bet you nailed it though @Smokin Joe

I find that swearing loudly and often helps me through those difficult jobs more effectively than music.