Answer a question with a question.

[Archie_tect]

Is that a cover-up?

 

[tyred]

Is a question mark really necessary???

 

[charlies no pedalling]

Are you an English teaching Professor??????????????????????????

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Are you concerned about his sanity?

 

[tyred]

Is he related to Keith Oates???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[charlies no pedalling]

How do you know he was a Captain?

 

[tyred]

Why, is the traffic bad?

 

[Archie_tect]

Could you leave your box of tinned sardines with me?

 

[tyred]

Does he have a tin opener?

 

[TVC]

Will a corkscrew do?

 

[musa]

Or a plunger perhaps?

 

[Andy_R]

Have you cleaned it?

 

[tyred]

Do you want the soap?

 

[Oxo]

Have you taken all your tablets?

 

[tyred]

Do you mean the painkillers or the LSD?