Answer a question with a question.

[marafi]

Is the only Jane i know the lady named Jane Austin?

 

[tyred]

Did she drive an Austin Maxi?

 

[Oxo]

Is she related to Minnie Driver?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

How many tennis balls can you fit into a mini?

 

[perplexed]

Should you ask Mary Pierce?

 

[Archie_tect]

You clearly have a Mini Clubman... the mustard one?

 

[defy-one]

Is it raining?

 

[Oxo]

Are those raindrops that keep falling on my head.

 

[tyred]

Is it unlucky to put an umbrella up in the house?

 

[Oxo]

Is that you singing in the rain?

 

[Archie_tect]

Someone just stuck a pig?

 

[tyred]

Oh, can I have a bacon buttie?

 

[Archie_tect]

Brown or red sauce?

 

[tyred]

Why not French mustard?

 

[Oxo]

Can you have French mustard with a 'Full English' breakfast?