Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

What is a question?

 

[Oxo]

What sort of statement is that?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

What sort of statement would you like it to be?

 

[tyred]

Does it have to be on police notepaper?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is that an indication of a guilty conscience?

 

[tyred]

Who is going abroad for their holidays this year?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Does Lancashire count as abroad?

 

[tyred]

Lancashire, is that part of Germany?

 

[tyred]

Do they drive on the left or right in Boston?

 

[TVC]

Do they all have six fingers in Boston?

 

[Oxo]

Anyone fancy a tea party?

 

[tyred]

Can I have whiskey in mine?

 

[Oxo]

How many sugars?

 

[Oxo]

Wouldn't it be bad manners for me to comment?

 

[tyred]

Can I have coffee at this tea party?