Answer a question with a question.

[perplexed]

Is it the third on the left as you Carry on up the Khyber?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is it your third left or my third left?

 

[Archie_tect]

Who ate the other two thirds?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

You should but what will up's previous owners do now without their up?

 

[Archie_tect]

Won't they get by?

 

[perplexed]

What, the 5th Foot and Mouth Regiment?

 

[Archie_tect]

There are 4 others?

 

[on the road]

As a parrot?

 

[TVC]

Your not going to do the parrot sketch are you?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are you sure it's not just resting?

 

[Oxo]

Is it Sick?

 

[on the road]

Is that legal?

 

[on the road]

Is that a threat?

 

[on the road]

Are you trying to bribe me now?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

How much??