Answer a question with a question.

[perplexed]

Are you an awkward bugger then?

 

[tyred]

Is there anything wrong with being an awkward bugger?

 

[Oxo]

Does it take one to know one?

 

[tyred]

Do you want to Google it?

 

[Oxo]

Is it legal to go ogling?

 

[tyred]

Have you been ogling the girl in post office again? I thought the police had put out a brring order on you?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Why do i always get stuck behind the lady who pays her gas bill in copper at the post office?

 

[Andy_R]

Are you staring at her bottom?

 

[TVC]

Are you staring at my bottom, and where did you get those four candles?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Has anybody seen my fork n' knife?

 

[colly]

Not eating again are you ?

 

[on the road]

Who said it was for eating?

 

[perplexed]

What, the girl in the post office?

 

[Oxo]

Are you going up the junction?

 

[on the road]

Which junction is that?