Answer a question with a question.

[TVC]

Is that the bloke who sells butter?

 

[Iainj837]

Wasn't he rude to the farmers wife ?

 

[on the road]

Was it a top ten hit?

 

[perplexed]

Is that like a Mafia score card?

 

[Archie_tect]

Why the long face?

 

[guitarpete247]

Is there something strange in your neighbourhood?

 

[tyred]

What if it is a Trojan horse?

 

[Keith Oates]

Why mention a Trojan Horse?

 

[tyred]

Can a computer catch flu?

 

[tyred]

Where do I stick the thermometer?

 

[asterix]

Why should I answer that?

 

[on the road]

Should you stick it up its ventilator?

 

[guitarpete247]

Is your drive all floppy and t'ing den, innit?

 

[tyred]

Doesn't it have a hard drive?

 

[musa]

Where did you put your (memory) stick?