Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Why, can't you remember?

 

[musa]

How about a branch?

 

[tyred]

Is it ash?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Who set fire to it?

 

[musa]

Is the bridge burning down?

 

[tyred]

Is that a tin of petrol and a box of matches I see in you hiding behind your back?

 

[on the road]

Now what did you do that for?

 

[guitarpete247]

Is you's all fired up, then, like?

 

[tyred]

Should I add salt and pepper to them?

 

[tyred]

Is someone eating Rice Crispies?

 

[guitarpete247]

With your three field crop rotation is your paddy field planted with spuds this year?

 

[tyred]

A rotating field? Have you been drinking?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Have you had cosmetic surgery?

 

[on the road]

Shall we call you Mrs instead of Mr?

 

[tyred]

Isn't Ms the politically correct term nowadays?