Answer a question with a question.

[Silver Fox]

What's a bus ?

 

[TVC]

What makes you think you deserve it?

 

[subaqua]

why don't i deserve it?

 

[TVC]

What have you done to deserve it?

 

[tyred]

Why can't you be chauffeured in a Morris Marina?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can i borrow Morris' Marina when you have done with it?

 

[subaqua]

Can i scrap it after that ?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Why don't you burn it?

 

[subaqua]

Can you give me the matches? Please ?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Will a lighter do?

 

[subaqua]

what sort of question is that?

 

[tyred]

Can I have a fag?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can I have a butler?

 

[tyred]

You rang M'lord?

 

[Francesca]

do you want to come and see my puppies?