Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Do they bite?

 

[Ajay]

Are they toilet trained?

 

[TVC]

Do you want them to bite, kinky boy?

 

[Oxo]

Are they house trained?

 

[Archie_tect]

I appear to have spilled my coffee trying to restrain Fran's puppies, could you pass something absorbant?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is that a euphemism?

 

[tyred]

What's a euphemism?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Do you have big melons?

 

[Archie_tect]

I've certainly not seen one as big as that before.... is it one of yours?

 

[TVC]

Do you want to touch it?

 

[Archie_tect]

Do you know any exceptionally tall Poles?

 

[TVC]

Will a large Czech do?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

What about a short Yank?

 

[Ajay]

is yours a bendy one?

(bus that is)

 

[Steve H]

Why do you want to know what shape Boris is?