Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

Why the long face?

 

[Archie_tect]

How you know my name?

 

[Archie_tect]

In the pre-determinist post-modern framework of our new-found egalitarianist preserve, shouldn't we embrace neo-liberal casuality?

 

[TVC]

Have you swallowed a dictionary?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can anybody work out this conundrum?
RSMHOIOERDH

 

[wobbler]

Do you have a pencil?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are you getting to the bottom of it?

 

[perplexed]

Or is that ride hard donkeys?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are donkeys designed to be ridden hard?

 

[GetAGrip]

Is riding hard an option for the donkey?

 

[asterix]

How would you do that?

 

[tyred]

Dost thou covet thy neighbour's ass?

 

[guitarpete247]

Does her (or his depending or your gender or orientation) ass look big on it?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Have you been drinking?

 

[tyred]

Do you want some whiskey in your water?