Answer a question with a question.

[TVC]

Good God man, are you obsessed with Gooseberrys?

 

[TVC]

What else should I take you for, some kind of tart?

 

[Andy_R]

What are you, some sort of tart?

 

[Andy_R]

^snap

 

[TVC]

Who, me or RM?

 

[Andy_R]

Who do you think?

 

[musa]

Well how would I know?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Would you happen to know how many sheets of paper are on a toilet roll?

 

[Oxo]

Isn't that one with perforations?

 

[tyred]

How many perforations in a tea bag?

 

[perplexed]

Is the answer more than 9?

 

[tyred]

Is 3 the square root of 9?

 

[musa]

Or is three really the magic number?

 

[tyred]

Anyone want to buy some magic beans? Only £30,000/LB

 

[Oxo]

Will you swop them for a cow?