Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Is it an old cow?

 

[musa]

Or the cow that jumped over t'moon?

 

[perplexed]

Is t'moon based in fairest Yorkshire now?

 

[on the road]

Does it have a dodgems?

 

[tyred]

Is that where you learned to drive?

 

[on the road]

Have you been spying on me?

 

[Archie_tect]

The newspaper binned last week is sitting on top of yesterday's?

 

[tyred]

Does Rockymountain want to borrow it to soak up the oil dripping from his car?

 

[uphillstruggler]

Are you sure its oil?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

How does extra virgin oil reproduce?

 

[Andy_R]

Ooh err....wouldn't you like to know?

 

[tyred]

Can't you just pop out to Tesco's and buy another bottle?

 

[Oxo]

To pop or not to pop? That is the question.

 

[perplexed]

Are we back onto bubble wrap?

 

[Oxo]

Is bubble rap some style of music?