Answer a question with a question.

[on the road]

Do they just go round and round and round.......?

 

[TVC]

What, wheels?

 

[tyred]

Have you got a loose spoke?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[tyred]

Are you going to invite me in for tea or leave me getting soaked on the doorstep?

 

[Oxo]

Do raindrops keep falling on your head?

 

[TVC]

Are you some kind of drip?

 

[perplexed]

What would you like in your drip, beer?

 

[tyred]

Can't I have whiskey?

 

[TVC]

Haven't you had enough?

 

[tyred]

Hic...How would I know?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Could you give me a rough estimate of how many bricks it takes to build an average house with a garage on the side?

 

[tyred]

Don't builders always over-estimate and then take the extras?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Isn't it over estimate and then take the pi$$?

 

[tyred]

Have the builders stopped for another fag break?