Anti-Bucket List

[Big John]

Thankfully none of us will ever have to use Izal toilet paper again 🥳

(Only people of a certain age will appreciate that one!)

 

[Slick]

Thankfully none of us will ever have to use Izal toilet paper again 🥳

(Only people of a certain age will appreciate that one!)

Remember it well.

 

[Sharky]

Thankfully none of us will ever have to use Izal toilet paper again 🥳

(Only people of a certain age will appreciate that one!)

Now wash your hands.

 

[KnittyNorah]

Thankfully none of us will ever have to use Izal toilet paper again 🥳

(Only people of a certain age will appreciate that one!)

Or Bronco. After you'd used that stuff, your bum felt as if you'd been riding a bronco for hours.
Mind you, both it and Izal were good tracing paper and mouth harp thingies.

 

[a.twiddler]

What genius invented toilet paper to which nothing will stick? As I remember it, for something that was supposed to be for wiping one's bum, all it did was rearrange that which it was meant to remove!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What will I never do again?

Go to Wimbledon (willingly anyway). The town I mean, not the t*nnis... Although that too, to be fair.

 

[KnittyNorah]

What genius invented toilet paper to which nothing will stick? As I remember it, for something that was supposed to be for wiping one's bum, all it did was rearrange that which it was meant to remove!

I remember travelling on a French train when I was about 14, so early 60s, and the toilet paper was like a fine-grain sandpaper on a crepe paper base! VERY odd!

 

[mustang1]

Watch any of the Home Alone movies.

 

[rockyroller]

marry

 

[rockyroller]

I'd like to give up Christmas.

I'd settle for toning it down about 90%.

Edit: Switch off the christmas playlist!

marry a non-Christian

 

[rockyroller]

Eat vast quantities of sauerkraut and sausage on an empty stomach.

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looks so good tho

 

[rockyroller]

Clubing In Ibiza

really? not even for New Year's?

 

[KnittyNorah]

marry a non-Christian

Don't rely on it.

I'm non-Christian, and have spent Christmas in several determinedly-non-Christian countries, and have been assaulted by holly, ivy, jingle bells, carols , nativity scenes, father christmas and more in all but one of them!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sh*g a teenager

 

[rockyroller]

Don't rely on it.

I'm non-Christian, and have spent Christmas in several determinedly-non-Christian countries, and have been assaulted by holly, ivy, jingle bells, carols , nativity scenes, father christmas and more in all but one of them!

well, for the household at least. Wife & kids enjoy my family's annual gathering, but our home is free of all the stress