Any good jokes ... ?

[houblon]

Always tickles me: Waitrose know they have more grammar pedants among their customers than do the regular hoi polloi supermarkets, so they have a checkout for 9 items or fewer

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dirk]

Terrible news about Meghan's car crash next week, isn't it?

 

[Venod]

 

[morrisman]

I saw a carpenter selling a set of draws that he'd made. Very nice - solid beech, great craftsmanship (craftspersonship?) but they were bloomin' drawers!

One of those 'Chester Draws"

 

[Tripster]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

My lovely neighbour kindly came to my rescue this morning when I desperately needed a piece of waterproof sheeting.

Ta Pauline.

 

[Tripster]

 

[Chris S]

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If she did have a genuine accident then it would be the end of the monarchy.

 

[Tripster]

If she did have a genuine accident then it would be the end of the monarchy.

Who would dare to cross them then though

 

[Dave7]

News reporters around the world are sh*tting bricks after a new strain of Covid has been found in
Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwillantsysilliogogogoch.

 

[Dave7]

The waiter asked me how I wanted my steak done.
I said.....like when I win an arguement with my wife........
Very rare

 

[houblon]

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Could of.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Could of.

No. Could have. Anyway, it's a shoot joke, made several times already including a day after the event.