Chromatic
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- Location
- Gloucestershire
I went with some abrasive cloth on mine....I went as Dick Emery.
Any good jokes ... ?
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I went with some abrasive cloth on mine....I went as Dick Emery.
I went with a condom on my nose.
When asked what I was I said.........
Feel free to fill in the gaps
"They're Carol's"?I went with a condom on my nose.
When asked what I was I said.........
Feel free to fill in the gaps
Two Scousers are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of Manchester. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a ride.
He tells them they can ride in the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up.
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies, "Scouse eggs."
The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so she takes a look in the trailer.
She opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it.
She calls for immediate backup and an armed response team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.
"I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle".......
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a ride.
He tells them they can ride in the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up.
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies, "Scouse eggs."
The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so she takes a look in the trailer.
She opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it.
She calls for immediate backup and an armed response team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.
"I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle".......
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
Down at the Aire & Calder Navigation Canal . by Kings Road Lock this afternoon
(bottom of Foxholes Lane, Altofts)
I didn't ask if he was tow(path)-starting it, or whether it had a water-leak............
Looking towards my position, from the Lock; https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/2974256
(bottom of Foxholes Lane, Altofts)
I didn't ask if he was tow(path)-starting it, or whether it had a water-leak............
Looking towards my position, from the Lock; https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/2974256
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tribanjules
Guru
- Location
- Birmingham
Don’t you bump start boats same as cars ? 😀
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Yep but you have to run a bit faster to stay afloat.
rikki
Legendary Member
- Location
- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
If your husband does any of these household chores....
.... he’s just ordered a new bike.
.... he’s just ordered a new bike.
LeetleGreyCells
Un rouleur infatigable
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- Whitehaven Mansions
By that reckoning, I should receive a new bike every week!
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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- Over the Hill
Tribansman
Veteran
Bravissimo!
