Any good jokes ... ?
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ClichéGuevara
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- Kingston upon the River Hull
Cathryn
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- Marlborough, Wiltshire
Did you hear that Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?
It's a little fit bunny.
It's a little fit bunny.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
mistyoptic
Vintage
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- A parallel reality
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
A man bought himself a new laptop and took it home to set up. He was asked to input a new password so he used the word Pen*s.
His wife fell on the floor laughing when the laptop said his password was too short.
His wife fell on the floor laughing when the laptop said his password was too short.
betty swollocks
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betty swollocks
large member
A man went to the doctor.
"Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 quid, I really need 20 quid,"
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on?" the doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc, just put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say,
"Man, I really need 10 quid, just lend me 10 quid!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never known anything like this".
The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more! Put your ear up to my ankle."
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead,
"Please, I just need 5 quid. Lend me 5 quid please if you can."
I have no idea what to tell you" the doctor pronounced..... "There's nothing about it in any of my medical reference books books........I can make a well-educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg appears to be broke in three places."
"Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 quid, I really need 20 quid,"
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on?" the doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc, just put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say,
"Man, I really need 10 quid, just lend me 10 quid!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never known anything like this".
The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more! Put your ear up to my ankle."
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead,
"Please, I just need 5 quid. Lend me 5 quid please if you can."
I have no idea what to tell you" the doctor pronounced..... "There's nothing about it in any of my medical reference books books........I can make a well-educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg appears to be broke in three places."
