Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

I wondered why people had stopped posting jokes as I hadn't seen this thread for ages. Every now and again I'd noticed "Ignored thread" in Cafe and wondered what it meant till I searched my profile and made the discovery that I'd accidently managed to put @cisamcgu on ignore.

Don't know how that happened, sorry mate.

I have done things like that too!

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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Reminds me of the line from a Bonzo's track

"Can blue men sing the whites?
Or are they hippocrytes?"

 

[PaulB]

Always make sure someone in the relationship has a good credit history. That's why it's called SIGNIFICANT other. Sign/If/I/Can't.

Follow my advice tips on marriage!

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[cyberknight]

serious suggestion from mrs ck,,,,


Put a fence of the middle of the channel with gates for the shipping to stop migrants

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

serious suggestion from mrs ck,,,,


Put a fence of the middle of the channel with gates for the shipping to stop migrants

Great idea

and we can make France pay for it!!!

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Profpointy]

Maybe not a joke exactly but this made me laugh

 

[Cavalol]

I can never remember what campanology is, but I'm sure it rings a bell.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Nibor]